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You know what's attractive?

tuatuaisafoa: Respect Intelligence Humor Honesty Maturity Dedication Integrity

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Avoiding Homework

From @kremedelakreme A – Accidents 01. Have you ever been in a car accident? Nope, thank God. 02. Do you have a lot of scars? Not anything major. 03. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone? Nothin’ serious. The usual fights with the bro. 04. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake? Yes. 05. Have you ever had stitches? Where? Nope. B – Beauty 06. Do you consider...

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Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...

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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...

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Not Every Girl Is Hard To Impress

kimmyluvsushi: You don’t have to take her to a fancy restaurant, Food and a movie on the couch is just fine. You don’t have to buy her a dozen roses, Just show up at the front door. You don’t have to drive a nice car, Just as long as you can make it to her. You don’t have to have a lot of money, She wants the time you guys spend together to be priceless.

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.
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